- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to swim on land.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The ability to go to hell.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to get sick

The power to put up with your in-laws.

Pointless Super Powers