- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the power to not finish your

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power of women's rights.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power of 12% levetation

Pointless Super Powers