The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to bleed

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!