The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!