The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!