The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to die at will

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!