The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to create a meme

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to become helpless at will.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power of christ ;)

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!