- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to count to infinity.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to see white objects in off white.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

the power to make glass clear

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to not be color blind.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to not exercise.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to not have any power at all

the power to get wider by eating junk food

Pointless Super Powers