The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to control yourself

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!