The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!