The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!