The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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yo mama

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!