The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to like this post

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!