The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!