The power to die.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to be dead

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to die

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!