Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to see forever

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!