the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!