- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to break bones at will.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to smell colors

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

Vanilla scented blood

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Pointless Super Powers