the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to be born again

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Nope. Just nope.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!