- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to shit in your eye

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

Pointless Super Powers