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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID
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done something sexual with some type of food?
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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people
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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend
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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.
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The power to write about pointless superpowers.
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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.
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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...
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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.
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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you
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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly
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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee
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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.
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The power to kill yourself
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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.
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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.
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Feeling people's depression.
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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.
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The power to push "pull" doors
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!