i love to make shit brix

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to control yourself

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The Power to fart glitter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!