The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!