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The ability to have udders for nipples.
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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)
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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.
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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.
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Nipple Radar.
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the power of fart helium
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the power to hovertate
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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.
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ability to run very fast forever
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to do nothing
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The power to cum out of your finger tips
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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.
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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried
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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5
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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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The power to absolutely nothing
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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS
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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.
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The power to flush toilets with your mind
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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.
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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!