The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power die if you think.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to misspell

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to swim on land.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!