The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!