- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

the power to beathe

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

to poop a penny every year

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to take huge shits at will.

Pointless Super Powers