- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to sweat acid.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

power to breathe

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

the power to eat bread

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

Pointless Super Powers