The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power of women's rights.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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Dejavu

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to self destruct

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!