The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to swim on land.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to get sick

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!