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The power to smell through your arse.
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The power to smell like body odor at will
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The power to be special just like everyone else.
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)
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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding
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The power to control the weather, but only in space
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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...
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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything
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The power to shrink your private parts.
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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian
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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.
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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.
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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.
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The ability to jump
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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling
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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp
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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.
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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial
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The ability to swim in water.
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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.
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The power to lick anything except pussy.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!