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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.
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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.
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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!
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the power to eat with your butt
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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Vanilla scented blood
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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.
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The power to poo without wiping.
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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid
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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of
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The power to enhance your enemy's strength
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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust
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The power to like any show
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the power to make faces at the blind
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The power to look at Sun.
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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.
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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies
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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.
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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!
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the power to get sick
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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating
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The power to jizz mango chutney
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The power to chew with your tongue
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!