- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

To have the ability to piss off the police

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The ability to go to hell.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

being black

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to have no power.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to turn into random objects

Pointless Super Powers