THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the ability to levitate

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the power to die at will

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!