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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the power to read your own thoughts

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!