- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to fly 3 inches.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

the power to smell like ham

The power to die at will.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

Pointless Super Powers