- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to never have fun...never.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

Pointless Super Powers