- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break a Nokia

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to be blind

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the power to die at will

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

Pointless Super Powers