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the power to change invisable when you blink
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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second
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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.
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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february
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To have the ability to piss off the police
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The power to not be funny
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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.
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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings
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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.
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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.
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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.
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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything
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The power to smell through your arse.
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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,
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The ability to go to hell.
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing
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being black
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The power to vomit every time you burp.
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The power to have no power.
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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land
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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.
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the power to create a meme
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!