The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to create a meme

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!