the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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power to have no power at all

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!