- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to freeze ice

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to transform yourself into a door.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers