The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to control nothing

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to become a llama.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!