- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to kill yourself.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to be in fashion.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Pointless Super Powers