The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the ability to levitate

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!