the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!