- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to have no power.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to waste money

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to die on command.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The ability to like this post

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

Pointless Super Powers