The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!