The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to not see anything

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!