the ability to command watermelons

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to hovertate

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the power of fart helium

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the ability to levitate

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to walk on land.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!