the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to control nothing

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the power to read this sentence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!