The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to troll.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The ability to swim in water.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!