- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to not care.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to change invisable when you blink

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to not be funny

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The ability to go to hell.

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

being black

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to have no power.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Pointless Super Powers