The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to do nothing

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!