the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to become translucent

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!