The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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Nothing

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to die

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!