- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to be alone

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

Pointless Super Powers