- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to eat with your butt

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power of exploding when you think.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to shit out toilet paper.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

Pointless Super Powers