The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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See through invisible people

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!