The power to hypnotize chickens

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!