The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!