The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to misspell

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!