- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to wear crocs.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

the power to be infinitely constipated

the power of fart helium

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

Pointless Super Powers