- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to pick thing up with your feet

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to hypnotize chickens

Pointless Super Powers