- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to be french.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to understand irony.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

the power to turn retarted

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

Invisible handwriting.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to smell people's moods

The power to be alone

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

Pointless Super Powers