the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to die

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to pee any color

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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75% levitation

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!