The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to not see anything

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!