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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.
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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!
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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.
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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself
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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...
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The power to fall in love reptiles
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The power to fart rainbows
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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or
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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.
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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery
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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on
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The Ability to shit studs once a week
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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.
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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.
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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged
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The power to die at any moment you want.
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The power to find the end of the sticky tape
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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time
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Liam Brudenell
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the power to eat with your butt
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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!