- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get up from the couch.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to freeze ice

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Liam Brudenell

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to be able to speel ronj

Pointless Super Powers