The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to die

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!