The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to read your own mind!

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!