The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to see oxygen.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!