The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to eat food.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!