- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power to eat people :D

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to become demented

Pointless Super Powers