- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to have a V8

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to die on command.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to have a power thats a power

the power to be alive but only when awake

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to die whenever you want.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

Pointless Super Powers