The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to die at will

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!