ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to turn into a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!