- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The ability to see through insects.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

See through invisible people

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

Pointless Super Powers