The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to smell whore

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!