- Pointless Super Powers

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The ability to jump

The power to push "pull" doors

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to swim in water.

Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!