- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

Pointless Super Powers