The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to smell whore

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to see the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!