The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!