- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to become translucent

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Pointless Super Powers