The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to run in slow motion

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!