The ability to change races.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to die

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!