The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!