- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

to be shitty

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to be powerless

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

lol

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

Pointless Super Powers