- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Invisible handwriting.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to only see glass.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Pointless Super Powers