The power to make money disappear.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to jizz money

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!