- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak only one language

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power of fart helium

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

the power to do blink every 20 years

the power to hovertate

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to lose all your limbs

The ability to smell colors

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Invisible handwriting.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

Pointless Super Powers