The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!