The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to light glue on fire.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

the power to animate condiments

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

the power to like charlie

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

the power to change invisable when you blink

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

power to fly...backwards.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!