The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to do nothing

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to light glue on fire.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!