The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to bleed

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!