the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to see into the present

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to die instantly

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Nothing

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!