The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The ability to pull open push only doors

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to sharpen a pen

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

thumb_up thumb_down -34

the power to shoot superman

thumb_up thumb_down -36

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

a power to turn liquid into goo!

thumb_up thumb_down -46

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

thumb_up thumb_down -48

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!