The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!