The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!