- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to not have any power at all

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power of immortality while suicidal.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to know who farted at any time.

Pointless Super Powers