- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

the power to read your own mind

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to see through glass

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Grass eating

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to become semi-transparent

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

The ability to money into dog shit.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

Pointless Super Powers