The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to troll.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!