The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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to be shitty

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!