- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to count to potato

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The power to get foot-boners

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to glow while under the sun

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The power to pick thing up with your feet

Pointless Super Powers