to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to make water expire.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!