the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!